How to Impress a Woman/Man Funny Joke

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
Respect her,
Honor her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and Dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.